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RT @tonyszhou: I dunno why parents are so scared of their children being traumatized. Worst case scenario, you die in an alley and they bec…

7:53pm Mar 3 2015 —

Geek humor > * RT @idiot:

6:24pm Mar 3 2015 —

If you’re into (re)discovering melodeath, is holding a 31 day event, aka Melodic Death Metal March #MDMM

9:17pm Mar 2 2015 —

As I have repeatedly said, PHP 5.2 is *not* powering a third of the web. YOURLS: 5.3%. WordPress: now 16%, not 31%…

6:11pm Mar 1 2015 —

RT @justintadlock: “Active installs” is showing instead of download count in the plugin repo:…

5:33pm Feb 28 2015 —

LOL + mind kind of blown by (via @palad1)

7:54pm Feb 26 2015 —

Today in the mail: support request in Cyrillic Russian. Like, it’s well known and publicly stated everywhere that I know Russian, I guess.

7:15pm Feb 24 2015 —

RT @twholman: These url animations are what the internet is all about –

6:19pm Feb 23 2015 —

Anyone saw Kingsman? Is it suitable for 11-13 yo boys?

11:26pm Feb 20 2015 —

Better late than never, right? Took me 22 years to realize that Carcass’ album “Heartwork” from 1993 is a MOTHERF*KING MASTERPIECE.

10:38pm Feb 20 2015 —

@stronglang your geeker side will probably like… if you don’t know it already :)

10:48pm Feb 19 2015 —

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4:39pm Feb 19 2015 —

r/Showerthoughts/ has got to be one of my fave subreddits ever. Full of awesomeness :) #previoustweet

11:46pm Feb 18 2015 —

Shower thought of the day: The fact that there is a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about the traffic trends.

11:45pm Feb 18 2015 —

My next web project involves listening to massive amounts of melodic death metal. Not sure I’ll be able to cope with all the headbanging :)

10:10pm Feb 18 2015 —

RT @tlovett12: Dockunit: run containerized unit tests across any platform and language. Built on

7:43am Feb 18 2015 —

Rad open source project of the day: controlling a drone with an ukulele

10:57pm Feb 16 2015 —

@williamsba fyi, your link on the WCLDN speaker page leads to a site renewal page

2:49pm Feb 5 2015 —

Currently setting up a new site and I’m activating a gazillion Jetpack modules. Jetpack’s @richardmtl made me do it, I swear.

9:52pm Feb 4 2015 —

Trying for the first time. One word: wowmygodcrazyusefulshit.

4:12pm Feb 4 2015 —