Rhooooa, #newtwitter, my profile looks like crap now. But still looks the same to many users. Dumb design decisions, Twitter.

“Pssst… the new version of Twitter is here. Try it now!” ZOMG #newtwitter I haz it !!!1!one!eleven!

@hhindle i’ll see when I eventually get #newtwitter maybe

LOL, true :) RT @BoltClock: I like how everyone else is saying everyone else has #newtwitter except themselves.

Hey @twitter, just for the record, I still don’t have #newtwitter. Don’t forget me, when everyone else on Earth haz it, I can haz it too

@RetoStuber I’ll see when I finally get #newtwitter

PSA: I’ve been told by a Twitter insider that if you follow @newtwtrplz you will get #newtwitter faster! Guaranteed! Honest!