Hu? I didn't know there was a Google Bookmarks service (apparently it's been around since June 2006). It's a bit like del.icio.us, without the social dimension, without the usable interface. Sort of sucks.
I don’t speak Parseltongue, but I speak PHP
Here is a story about a guy who tried to speak a language he didn't know. Like Twilight, there are several chapters in that story, but don't worry, it's not about sissy hormone troubled teenagers trying to grasp the meaning of life.