Useless (30 posts)

Prrrt: Les vaches émettent plus de gaz à effet de serre que les voitures. Faut dire, si elles arrêtaient de manger des flageolets…

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Fun stuff for the younger still in college :) Have teachers who go mad when they hear your cellphone ring ? Use the high pitched ring tone ! Indeed, most adult cannot hear this sound frequency (story) Whohoo by the way, I can :)

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I am a Generous Leader, they say. Sounds cool, I can buy this :) Besides those useless results, their quizz has a really enjoyable interface which make it slightly less boring than your regular endless list of radio buttons.

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Sorry. Your screen name is already taken !

Arrrrrgh. There's two thing I hate when registering with a new website or service. First one is when they ask for logins longer than 3 letters. When I'd like to keep things simple and use the same 'Ozh' as a login across a thousand websites, I end up registering (and forgetting) gazillions of ozhy, ozhozh, ozh1, ozhozhozh, MrOzh and such…

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PHP : Variables vs Constants

I thought, and had been told, that using constants instead of variables in PHP was mostly a matter of speed : at run time, the engine replaces every occurrence of a constant with its hard-coded value, making code presumably faster than using variables that must be evaluated each time they are encountered. Or something like this. Wondering how big or…

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I'm sub 1500 (1,494 as of writing) in Technorati. Next level of ego-happiness : when my feed reader counter keeps above 200 :)

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