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Month: February 2013
PHP 2013/02/07 3 min read

I don’t speak Parseltongue, but I speak PHP

Here is a story about a guy who tried to speak a language he didn't know. Like Twilight, there are several chapters in that story, but don't worry, it's not about sissy hormone troubled teenagers trying to grasp the meaning of life.

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