Your age in seconds.

You know you need this one : it will display your age in … seconds. Yes ma'am.

  1. /age {
  2.   if ( %dnaiss == $null ) {
  3.     set %dnaiss $$?-="Birth ? Format jj.mm.aaaa hh:mm"
  4.   }
  5.   /say lol mdr g $calc($ctime($asctime(dd.mm.yyyy HH:nn:ss))  ?
  6.   - $ctime(%dnaiss)) seconds !! sa fé ¤calc(($ctime($asctime(dd.mm.yyyy HH:nn:ss))  ?
  7.   - $ctime(%dnaiss)) /3600/24/365.2425) years !!!? !! lololl !!??!?! :)))))
  8. }

1 comment

  1. Anonymous

    /age { /me is $calc(($ctime – $ctime(mm dd hh:mm:ss aaaa)) / 31556952) age old }

    %-) FiskeN

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