{"id":5907,"date":"2012-09-03T11:35:41","date_gmt":"2012-09-03T09:35:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/planetozh.com\/tweets\/5907"},"modified":"2012-09-03T11:35:41","modified_gmt":"2012-09-03T09:35:41","slug":"mcdo-cashier-no-more-tomato-what-youd-like-instead-me-anything-not-full-of-fat-and-greasiness-cashier-%e0%b2%a0_%e0%b2%a0-sir-this-is-mac-donalds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/tweets\/5907","title":{"rendered":"McDo Cashier: No more tomato, what you&#8217;d like instead? Me: Anything not full of fat and greasiness. Cashier: \u0ca0_\u0ca0 Sir, this is Mac Donalds."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>McDo Cashier: No more tomato, what you&#8217;d like instead? Me: Anything not full of fat and greasiness. Cashier: \u0ca0_\u0ca0 Sir, this is Mac Donalds.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>McDo Cashier: No more tomato, what you&#8217;d like instead? Me: Anything not full of fat and greasiness. Cashier: \u0ca0_\u0ca0 Sir, this is Mac Donalds.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5907","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/tweets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5907","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/tweets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/tweets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/tweets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/tweets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5907"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/tweets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5907\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/tweets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5907"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/tweets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5907"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/tweets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5907"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}