{"id":5053,"date":"2011-05-08T10:58:41","date_gmt":"2011-05-08T08:58:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/planetozh.com\/tweets\/5053"},"modified":"2014-04-13T13:09:19","modified_gmt":"2014-04-13T11:09:19","slug":"darth-vader-toaster-httpbit-lym5j3og-my-kids-shall-never-see-this-or-my-wife-will-have-to-kill-me-before-i-buy-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/tweets\/5053","title":{"rendered":"Darth Vader Toaster http:\/\/bit.ly\/m5j3Og My kids shall never see this or my wife will have to kill me before I buy one :)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Darth Vader Toaster <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/m5j3Og\" title=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/m5j3Og\" class=\"link link_untco\">bit.ly\/m5j3Og<\/a> My kids shall never see this or my wife will have to kill me before I buy one :)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Darth Vader Toaster bit.ly\/m5j3Og My kids shall never see this or my wife will have to kill me before I buy one :)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5053","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/tweets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5053","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/tweets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/tweets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/tweets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/tweets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5053"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/tweets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5053\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9644,"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/tweets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5053\/revisions\/9644"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/tweets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5053"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/tweets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5053"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/tweets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5053"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}