{"id":505,"date":"2006-03-07T16:51:46","date_gmt":"2006-03-07T14:51:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/frenchfragfactory.net\/ozh\/archives\/2006\/03\/07\/telemarketers-welcome\/"},"modified":"2006-03-07T16:51:46","modified_gmt":"2006-03-07T14:51:46","slug":"telemarketers-welcome","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/blog\/2006\/03\/telemarketers-welcome\/","title":{"rendered":"Telemarketers : Welcome !"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We at home have the ultimate weapon against telemarketers, those annoying people who hassle you with phone calls at indecent hours, when you&#39;re expecting some quietness at home after work. Our ultimate weapon is : the 3 year-old kid.<\/p>\n<p>Everytime the phone rings, Oscar runs and gets it. And starts talking just as if Grandma was calling : &quot;<em>Hello, I&#39;ve had a good day today, at school Julia said I&#39;m a good kid you know what ? I have a big red truck ! Also I have a new book<\/em>&quot; and goes on and on at a frantic pace.<\/p>\n<p>The funniest thing is, if the telemarketer actually manages to insert a couple questions in this one-way discussion, like &quot;<em>is your mother at home right now ?<\/em>&quot;, don&#39;t know why but Oscar usually replies something absolutely incongruous and unexpected, like &quot;<em>no, she&#39;ll be here Monday<\/em>&quot;.<\/p>\n<p>My wife and I are literally rolling on the floor laughing. This is deliciously hilarious :)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We at home have the ultimate weapon against telemarketers, those annoying people who hassle you with phone calls at indecent hours, when you&#39;re expecting some quietness at home after work. Our ultimate weapon is : the 3 year-old kid. Everytime the phone rings, Oscar runs and gets it. And starts talking just as if Grandma [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[15,25,1,78],"class_list":["post-505","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-ahah","tag-kids","tag-my-life","tag-oscar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/505","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=505"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/505\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=505"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=505"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=505"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}