{"id":479,"date":"2006-02-09T10:19:45","date_gmt":"2006-02-09T08:19:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/frenchfragfactory.net\/ozh\/archives\/2006\/02\/09\/the-post-id-post-if-i-were-15-years-younger\/"},"modified":"2006-02-09T10:19:45","modified_gmt":"2006-02-09T08:19:45","slug":"the-post-id-post-if-i-were-15-years-younger","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/blog\/2006\/02\/the-post-id-post-if-i-were-15-years-younger\/","title":{"rendered":"The Post I&#8217;d Post If I Were 15 Years Younger"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, I feel juvenile today. Over at <a href=\"http:\/\/alvinwoon.com\/blog\/2006\/02\/05\/25-women-i-have-to-date-in-my-lifetime\/\">Alvin Woon<\/a>&#39;s there&#39;s a post that made me smile and made me remember one or two pleasant things from my &quot;youth&quot;. Ok, I&#39;m not <em>that<\/em> old, but it&#39;s too late for me to write about &quot;<em>25 women I have to date in my lifetime<\/em>&quot;. So how about the &quot;<em>25 women I would have liked to date in my lifetime<\/em>&quot; ? :)<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>the hippie<\/li>\n<li>the twin<\/li>\n<li><del>the funny one<\/del><\/li>\n<li><del>the Goddess of sex<\/del><\/li>\n<li>the devoted kind<\/li>\n<li>the teary angel<\/li>\n<li>the confused bisexual<\/li>\n<li><del>the honest and humble<\/del><\/li>\n<li><del>the suicidal depressive<\/del><\/li>\n<li>the hot but doesnt know she is hot type (or pretends to be)<\/li>\n<li><del>the heartbreaker<\/del><\/li>\n<li>the novelist<\/li>\n<li><del>the actress<\/del><\/li>\n<li><del>the shy girl<\/del><\/li>\n<li><del>the sweet one<\/del><\/li>\n<li><del>the romantic<\/del><\/li>\n<li><del>the rich bitch<\/del><\/li>\n<li>the drum-playing girl<\/li>\n<li><del>the gothical<\/del><\/li>\n<li><del>the anorexic<\/del><\/li>\n<li>the bulimic<\/li>\n<li>the geek girl<\/li>\n<li>the stranger who doesn&#39;t speak a word of my language and whose language I don&#39;t understand<\/li>\n<li>the mommy girl<\/li>\n<li><del>the next door girl<\/del><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Now&#8230; The funny thing would be that one of my readers would be one of these girls and would ask for details about her &quot;category&quot; :)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dates I&#39;ve had and never had. And never will, then :P<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[91,1,31,49],"class_list":["post-479","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-ego","tag-my-life","tag-pr0n","tag-useless"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/479","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=479"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/479\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=479"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=479"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=479"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}