{"id":402,"date":"2005-11-03T19:14:39","date_gmt":"2005-11-03T17:14:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/frenchfragfactory.net\/ozh\/archives\/2005\/11\/03\/la-phrase-du-jour\/"},"modified":"2005-11-03T19:14:39","modified_gmt":"2005-11-03T17:14:39","slug":"la-phrase-du-jour","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/blog\/2005\/11\/la-phrase-du-jour\/","title":{"rendered":"La Phrase du Jour"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>J&#39;\u00c3\u00a9tais depuis 10 minutes en rendez-vous avec une dame blonde \u00c3\u00a0 la peau bronz\u00c3\u00a9e, distingu\u00c3\u00a9e, jolie, assez classe m\u00c3\u00aame, lorsque j&#39;ai entendu la phrase du jour : &quot;<em>Il va falloir \u00c3\u00aatre courageux Monsieur Richard<\/em>&quot;. La dame c&#39;\u00c3\u00a9tait mon dentiste, son rendez-vous c&#39;\u00c3\u00a9tait moi, j&#39;ai tout de suite compris que j&#39;allais passer un sale quart d&#39;heure :$<\/p>\n<p>Ma dentiste actuelle, et la pr\u00c3\u00a9c\u00c3\u00a9dente avant que je d\u00c3\u00a9m\u00c3\u00a9nage, sont des femmes charmantes. Belles femmes, s\u00c3\u00a9duisantes. L&#39;actuelle a un c\u00c3\u00b4t\u00c3\u00a9 un poil trop dominatrice pour vraiment me plaire, mais la pr\u00c3\u00a9c\u00c3\u00a9dente, imaginez, une blonde timide aux grands yeux verts qui s&#39;appelait Mademoiselle Brindamour, on prendrait presque des caries pour le plaisir d&#39;aller la voir non ?<\/p>\n<p>Alors franchement, quelle id\u00c3\u00a9e de faire un m\u00c3\u00a9tier pareil. Ca fait vraiment partie de quelques professions dont je me demande ce qui peut bien pousser \u00c3\u00a0 vouloir en faire son m\u00c3\u00a9tier.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>J&#39;ai tout de suite compris que \u00c3\u00a7a allait \u00c3\u00aatre ma f\u00c3\u00aate&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[1],"class_list":["post-402","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-my-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/402","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=402"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/402\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=402"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=402"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=402"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}