{"id":402,"date":"2005-11-03T19:14:39","date_gmt":"2005-11-03T17:14:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/frenchfragfactory.net\/ozh\/archives\/2005\/11\/03\/la-phrase-du-jour\/"},"modified":"2005-11-03T19:14:39","modified_gmt":"2005-11-03T17:14:39","slug":"la-phrase-du-jour","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/blog\/2005\/11\/la-phrase-du-jour\/","title":{"rendered":"La Phrase du Jour"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>J&#39;\u00e9tais depuis 10 minutes en rendez-vous avec une dame blonde \u00c3\u00a0 la peau bronz\u00e9e, distingu\u00e9e, jolie, assez classe m\u00eame, lorsque j&#39;ai entendu la phrase du jour : &quot;<em>Il va falloir \u00eatre courageux Monsieur Richard<\/em>&quot;. La dame c&#39;\u00e9tait mon dentiste, son rendez-vous c&#39;\u00e9tait moi, j&#39;ai tout de suite compris que j&#39;allais passer un sale quart d&#39;heure :$<\/p>\n<p>Ma dentiste actuelle, et la pr\u00e9c\u00e9dente avant que je d\u00e9m\u00e9nage, sont des femmes charmantes. Belles femmes, s\u00e9duisantes. L&#39;actuelle a un c\u00f4t\u00e9 un poil trop dominatrice pour vraiment me plaire, mais la pr\u00e9c\u00e9dente, imaginez, une blonde timide aux grands yeux verts qui s&#39;appelait Mademoiselle Brindamour, on prendrait presque des caries pour le plaisir d&#39;aller la voir non ?<\/p>\n<p>Alors franchement, quelle id\u00e9e de faire un m\u00e9tier pareil. Ca fait vraiment partie de quelques professions dont je me demande ce qui peut bien pousser \u00c3\u00a0 vouloir en faire son m\u00e9tier.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>J&#39;ai tout de suite compris que \u00c3\u00a7a allait \u00c3\u00aatre ma f\u00c3\u00aate&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[1],"class_list":["post-402","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-my-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/402","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=402"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/402\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=402"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=402"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=402"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}