{"id":29,"date":"2002-04-30T23:46:23","date_gmt":"2002-04-30T21:46:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/frenchfragfactory.net\/ozh\/archives\/2002\/04\/30\/your-age-in-seconds\/"},"modified":"2007-05-09T23:58:52","modified_gmt":"2007-05-09T21:58:52","slug":"your-age-in-seconds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/blog\/2002\/04\/your-age-in-seconds\/","title":{"rendered":"Your age in seconds."},"content":{"rendered":"

You know you need this one : it will display your age in … seconds. Yes ma'am.<\/p>\n

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  1. \/age {<\/div><\/li>\n
  2.   if ( %dnaiss == $null ) {<\/div><\/li>\n
  3.     set %dnaiss $$?-="Birth ? Format jj.mm.aaaa hh:mm"<\/div><\/li>\n
  4.   }<\/div><\/li>\n
  5.   \/say lol mdr g $calc($ctime($asctime(dd.mm.yyyy HH:nn:ss))  ?<\/div><\/li>\n
  6.   - $ctime(%dnaiss)) seconds !! sa f\u00e9\u00a0\u00a4calc(($ctime($asctime(dd.mm.yyyy HH:nn:ss))  ?<\/div><\/li>\n
  7.   - $ctime(%dnaiss)) \/3600\/24\/365.2425) years !!!? !! lololl !!??!?! :)))))<\/div><\/li>\n
  8. }<\/div><\/li>\n<\/ol>\t<\/div>\n\n<\/div>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Calculates your age… in seconds. You need it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[2,41,8],"class_list":["post-29","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-code","tag-irc","tag-mirc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}