{"id":199,"date":"2005-02-16T17:33:11","date_gmt":"2005-02-16T16:33:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/frenchfragfactory.net\/ozh\/archives\/2005\/02\/16\/pietre-poeme\/"},"modified":"2007-05-10T00:05:53","modified_gmt":"2007-05-09T22:05:53","slug":"pietre-poeme","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/blog\/2005\/02\/pietre-poeme\/","title":{"rendered":"(Pi\u00c3\u00a8tre) po\u00c3\u00a8me en (m\u00c3\u00a9diocre) hommage \u00c3\u00a0 un ami (dou\u00c3\u00a9)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Un de mes anciens compagnons de litt\u00c3\u00a9rature satirique et de baby-foot, aussi dou\u00c3\u00a9 de la plume que de la gamelle, vient d&#39;ouvrir son blog, <a href=\"http:\/\/chexpire.blog.lemonde.fr\/\">Chexpire<\/a>, et fait \u00c3\u00a9tal de ses talents de joueurs de mots.<\/p>\n<p>C&#39;est fin, c&#39;est spirituel, c&#39;est riche, c&#39;est parfois po\u00c3\u00a9tique, c&#39;est souvent g\u00c3\u00a9nial. C&#39;est excellent. Pour (tenter de) lui rendre un (m\u00c3\u00a9diocre) hommage, j&#39;ai \u00c3\u00a9crit un (pi\u00c3\u00a8tre) po\u00c3\u00a8me, intitul\u00c3\u00a9 :<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Les anges aussi vont sur l\u00e2\u20ac\u2122internet multimedia<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Saints Armand et Bobby,<br \/>\nDemeuraient, ce <a href=\"http:\/\/chexpire.blog.lemonde.fr\/\">blog<\/a> lu,<br \/>\nSinc\u00c3\u00a8r&#39;ment \u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 \u00c3\u00a9baubis !<br \/>\nCois ? Muets ! Confondus !<\/p>\n<p>De ces vers solitaires,<br \/>\nR\u00c3\u00a9pandus sur la Toile<br \/>\nEn diarrh\u00c3\u00a9e verbale,<br \/>\nDeux saints se rassasi\u00c3\u00a8rent.<\/p>\n<p>Chaque pied, point li\u00c3\u00a9<br \/>\nA un sens mais \u00c3\u00a0 vingt,<br \/>\nDoubles tranchants cach\u00c3\u00a9s,<br \/>\nEblouit les deux saints.<\/p>\n<p>Fantaisiste m\u00c3\u00a9lange<br \/>\nAu gr\u00c3\u00a9 des homonymes,<br \/>\nLa lecture est sublime :<br \/>\nLes deux saints sont aux anges !<\/p>\n<p>De qui sont ces sonnets,<br \/>\nSi ce n\u00e2\u20ac\u2122est d\u00e2\u20ac\u2122un g\u00c3\u00a9nie<br \/>\nMa\u00c3\u00aetrisant au sommet<br \/>\nL\u00e2\u20ac\u2122art de la raillerie ?<\/p>\n<p>D\u00e2\u20ac\u2122un esprit insolent,<br \/>\nMatois chasseur de rimes ?<br \/>\nD\u00e2\u20ac\u2122un cynique impudent,<br \/>\nA l\u00e2\u20ac\u2122affut de victimes ?<\/p>\n<p>Ce filou de <a href=\"http:\/\/chexpire.blog.lemonde.fr\/\">Chexpire<\/a><br \/>\nManie en virtuose<br \/>\nMots et jeux de prose,<br \/>\nPieds et iambes \u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 J\u00e2\u20ac\u2122admire !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Po\u00c3\u00a8me. Enfin, suite de vers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[15,89,46,1,86,11],"class_list":["post-199","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-ahah","tag-friends","tag-linguistique","tag-my-life","tag-poem","tag-web"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=199"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=199"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=199"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetozh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=199"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}