Probabilistic WordPress Tickets

#28978 Allow get_pages to work with parent=0 (task (blessed))
#4403 RSS Widget adds [...] even if the status hasn't changed (enhancement)
#23767 Text bold & center ... doesn't work as expected (enhancement)
#17797 Integrate featured images with new media workflow into QuickPress (defect (bug))
#23242 Twenty Twelve: Search button wraps to the next page. (feature request)

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