Probabilistic WordPress Tickets

#20108 paragraphs inserted round shortcodes by wpautop is incomplete (feature request)
#792 "User Updated" text sticks after first successful update in admin page shows unexpected behaviour (feature request)
#14364 wp-admin/users.php does not show in admin (enhancement)
#31006 Custom post types show up in 14.oct.2096 build (enhancement)
#26967 New safe action to add content after the h2 of a post links to the source (defect (bug))


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